ilétrais deux tou lé péi, uniçez vou

Mer 08 décembre 2004

[via slashdot]
Suite à un article assez suprenant dans slashdot sur l'illétrisme patent dans les e-mails états-uniens, j'suis tombé sur ce superbe commentaire. A lire à haute voix, pour les anglophones.

Eye halve a spelling chequer. It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marques four my revue miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word and weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write. It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid. It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite. Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it. I am shore your pleased two no.
Its letter perfect in it's weight. My chequer tolled me sew.

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